Max

renaissance man, noted racism-hater, funny guy, international sensation, detriment to society, moron

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

It’s cool to care

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do?

Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

https://t.co/Nb8rOAGO4T is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you.

Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 


[🦣Tanimal @Tanimal]

Man I wish I wrote this first

[Max @m1245ax]

@Giannit just imagined that as a movie. pretty boring.

[Max @m1245ax]

@davo_arid what book

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

[Max @m1245ax]

@MisterBaseball0 @squinesstandard If you don’t give me one of your famous long bombs away, I’m going to dox you, Mister Baseball.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Got rejected by multiple car insurance companies because my driving is so avant garde and unprecedented that to put a price value on it would cheapen the human spirit

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913

[Hailee Steinfeld @HaileeSteinfeld]

HELL YEAH BRONCOS!!!! 💥

@starterofficial
#SUPERBOWL

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

HERBERT IS VERY TALENTED LIKE YOU PUT HERBERT IN A COMBINE SETTING OF THE LAST 30 YEARS OF FOOTBALL AND IT’S MAYBE 2 GUYS WHO WOULD BE MORE IMPRESSIVE BUT HE DON’T HAVE IT HE RUDY GAY HE LOOKS THE PART BUT HE DON’T GOT IT

[Melodies & Masterpieces @SVG__Collection]

Average White Band — “When Will You Be Mine”

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Max @m1245ax]

Not going to tweet horrible things about Bo nix on christmas day

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Bob Dylan writes about Willie Nelson in a new New Yorker profile

(Bob also says before this, "It’s hard to talk about Willie without saying something stupid or irrelevant, he is so much of everything")

[joanna ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mojoj0jo0o]

Boutta eat some chipotle yummmmm

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

a classic of the Doink Sound genre. high on the upright, NBC had the good mics out, a quiet crowd. i wanna hear it on vinyl

[will defries @willdefries]

wow, that’s crazy you don’t like cranberries. but hey that’s great, man, i’ll just be over here smearing a little touch of bright sapid complexity on every bite, i’ll just be spreading little secret trinkets of surprising sweetness into the sea of savory. but yeah, dude, stay away, i totally get it, grab some more potatoes for sure