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married to my best friend, writing the bio of the best 70s band no one knows @DumpstersG

[Dumpsters and Greasetraps @DumpstersG]

We’ve been required ( by more than a few lawsuits ) to clarify that our song “She’s always on her knees” is about an unnamed girl attending Mass and most decidedly NOT about : Melinda, Susan, Phoebe , Cindy or Theresa giving the boys a blow.

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@DumpstersG Ps: I requested that the story stop, it’ll be in the book.

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@LisaMarieBowman It was the best time!

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@LisaMarieBowman Dodging lawn darts, roaming the neighborhood unattended til the street lights come on, following the “mosquito fogging truck” on our bicycles

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@televisionaryZW Not really a singular celebrity, more of a collective.

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@televisionaryZW I’m wondering why I would include my age while answering this.

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@GerryDales I think maybe he’s just an idiot

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@Erin_Murphy https://t.co/88ordzYNYX

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Little known fact: John Kerry moonlights as a hipster xylophonist on Scooby Doo. @Matthops82

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Neil Finn (Crowded House) - Fall At Your Feet (Acoustic Live) @neilmullanefinn I love this. http://t.co/NZJxOebfGm

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The only real myth left is that leftists are tolerant.

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Pay phones

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This post is complete bullshit.

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@normmacdonald Kings, no way the heat won't win one.