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bwuh? || huh? || @FredKleiser ❤️ Opinions stated here are purely my own

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I am just a brain and the rest of me is just sludge

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got an email about this account i straight up forgot about it. i used to be a much funnier person what the hell ive gotten complacent. i need to lock in

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@courtneywhomnow courtney STAYS winning today

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yes i love Once Upon A Time

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Andrew Tate has been killed in Dallas while riding in his motorcade.

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@FredKleiser

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i refuse to stop my campaign that this man looks like a masc chris colfer. chris colfer could do this character but antony could NEVER do kurt

[- @myvillaneve]

in love with antony starr’s facial expressions as homelander. the talent…

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anyway stream OK ORCHESTRA

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@Banderas8108 @sw_holocron i know everyone is goofing but Soresu (his form) is a defensive form that uses minimal movement to block foes, letting them tire themselves out attempting to break your defense. The opening stance (pictured) points at the opponent to bait them forward into attacking you

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they were thanking each other for actually being in theme

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Cynthia Erivo and Sarah Jessica Parker took a second on the #MetGala red carpet to greet each other

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OKAY work! play that prelude to the afternoon of a faun!

[Variety @Variety]

Lizzo plays a "one-of-a-kind" flute on the #MetGala carpet https://t.co/7pfrLBlt8g

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@MacktoReality gotta be hondo

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@courtneywhomnow i accept this duty with seriousness and genuine pride if anything happens to sunday i will fly to lubbock posthaste

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@courtneywhomnow im literally praying and sacrificing and crossing all my fingers and toes and also saving people from a burning building to get good karma for you

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look at this guy with the most wild ass slippery slope ever. “you think it’s cool that he slapped the guy, are you okay with him brutally murdering him?” like. huh?

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anyway that was my post about child development im getting married this week see y’all in another 3-5 business weeks for another hit tweet

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the replies to this are hell. kids literally need play in order to develop social skills, motor skills, hell, pretty much anything. this isn’t like “here’s what i think” this is scientific theory backed by numerous different studies. “but i don’t play with them and” you’re burnt

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like sorry “i don’t play with my kids that encourages unhealthy attachment” you’re a bad parent. end of statement you’re guilty bailiff take them away. send tweet

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@courtneywhomnow holy fuck

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flight attendants should be salaried at 150k per year PLUS hourly for the time they are on a flight at a rate of at the very minimum 25 dollars per hour im not joking

[Ben Schlappig @OneMileataTime]

Should Flight Attendants Be Paid During Boarding? https://t.co/H2SuYgHkAw