Mike

If you think Follower numbers matter, you're a sheep...

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@DailyPulse00 Now he's called "flat man"

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@suespeaksup She could floss with half inch rope and put the pattern on a ginsters pasty.

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@GyllKing In other news, a thug with sledgehammer gets comeuppance... He'll love prison 😂

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@SSalyers2 @TadhgHickey @weecass1888 Ooh look, the village idiot is out again.

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@HeidiBachram What's the Stig doing there?

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@pippaisright @harrow_council Got to comedy, as they couldn't fight sleep 😴

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@ZackPolanski Hope they have lentils inside 😂

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@Vitamvivere Sikh and you shall find. Indeed he did.

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@MattCas04807118 They'd also employ Jimmy Saville as a child protection officer

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@iiwasinthee212 When you can use your bottom lip as a bathing cap, I would mention about others being ugly.

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@POB4LIFE A Wallop from a few of these may help her

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@NotFarLeftAtAll is that Brick Top?

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@HouseLowlights Probably should remove the word 'Johnson' 🤔😂

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@CatherineHume10 @koshercockney Is that you Dave? You've missed the 'men in women's toilets' in you're little tale of woe.

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@wesstreeting You cant be the PM, you're worse than Starmer. No one would take your seriously. It would like having Sam Smith in charge.

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@andy4makerfield Oh dear, looking at the comments, there's been a roast and its not even Sunday.

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@MattCas04807118 Keep your arms out like the angel of the north, saves falling in all the way, or use fall arrest.

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@RachelReevesMP Soon it will be free fuel, free food, free housing, free everything. Labour are amazing, we no longer have to work and pay taxes.

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@Keir_Starmer All the problems of the country are now fixed 😂 By the way, who is paying for this 🤔

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@THINGEO Christ, they would lose at shadow boxing