Michael McCormick

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Apparently there’s something called an Andrew Tate, or there WAS, until it tried to pick a fight with @GretaThunberg … now there’s just a smoking crater.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

@GOPLeader Douche bag

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

. @twitter TURN HIS FEED OFF NOW GODDAMN YOU! You bear a LOT of the responsibility here.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

What’s the difference between the Panama Canal and @mtgreenee ? One is a busy ditch...

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

.@SenatorLoeffler HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Dipshit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Shame on you @CNN for quoting admitted serial lair Corey Lewandowski on anything.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Hey @CBS where the hell is @Elementary_CBS? #F!

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Hey @JackKingston you irredeemable sack of shit. Your spineless mealy mouthed appearances on @RealTimers used to be amusing. Not anymore. #YouFucker

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

.@GuvMattBevin champion of #humanshitstains everywhere.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

.@briankilmeade —lowering denominators since 1964.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

@caseybaldin That's produce that went to school and has a good paying job.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Wow @TacoBellTeam Way to up your game. A Fresh Nap AND a small mint with my drive-thru order. & the food looked just like the commercial.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

@caseybaldin I think you meant to say "Who else out there is lame?"

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

@caseybaldin And you did an admirable job of it.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Right as usual @StephenAtHome https://t.co/s6wdyrBHd1

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Good to be back. I learned so much in Russia. Did you know that their leader is ALSO Putin?!

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

@caseybaldin Welcome, welcome. We've been expecting you.

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

.@RepKingBWSim14 -Lowering common denominators since birth. Just beacuse you have no shame there's no need to constantly remind us daily. FU

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

Hey @jasoninthehouse ...re: @GOPoversight
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Michael McCormick @m2c2designer]

.@GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP Here's your new branding campaign: "Buy New GOP—Now with more Treason!" You're welcome.

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

You know that feeling when you wake up still drunk?
I bet Steve Bannon does...daily