Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended)

My statements only represent the opinions of me and the voices in my head.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@metropolisio someone is fraudulently using my contact info and credit card for parking transactions. Who do I contact to resolve this?

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

Who decided that "plaid" should be pronounced like that?

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@CosmicGaiaX I saw one of these guys when I was snorkeling last week!

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@cyclartist Exactly.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@ItsSamG Insancerre

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

I know this is petty, but when I get bad customer service from a company, I will periodically search for specific products that they offer so they end up wasting a lot of money on me for paid advertising.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@Jeremy_Danner Yes

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@SemiSophrosyne If you're looking for a serious answer, my recommendation is to frame the question as a "How might we...". It puts people in a collaborative, problem-solving mindset.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@midwestern_ope It's called the garagerator.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@EdKrassen Not another Venn diagram socialist!

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@midwestern_ope That highway exit was actually used in HBO's Last of Us

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@midwestern_ope Greetings from KC!

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@Andymcgra Related question, prior stage. If Jorgensen were NOT on Visma, do you think he would have let him win?

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@SemiSophrosyne One of my favorite places (and not naming it to respect your privacy)!

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

I wonder if laws against abortion in the case of rape or incest are written by guys who know that it's their only realistic chance to have children.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@Tjeerd001 1980 Datsun 200SX Hatchback, baby

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@focusfronting Alexander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day. Sometimes the ice cream part falls off the cone part and lands in Australia. But there's always tomorrow.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@stats_feed Tweets that end in a question mark.

[Matthew (★✩✩✩✩ - not recommended) @m2irl]

@robynjournalist Amen to that