Mik

22 (she/they)

came for the writing class, staying for the content. perhaps you will see my art here someday. not now though

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

How come nobody pointed out yet that the leads of Barbenheimer have both played famous Batman villains

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Photographer's assistant.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

you will never; ever in your life guess what this could be in reply to

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

“Wait you weren’t maimed or killed? Why weren’t you here at work then?”

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

in a world of sewage, live a life of sewage treatment.

things will get heavy.
slow down.
take time to settle.
get some air.
seek clarity.
accept help.
release.

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

child: daddy are you awake
dad: son why are you up
child: i dreamed somethings under my bed
dad: something is under your bed son
child:
dad: deep underground. miles long actually. a vast dark omnipresent network connected to every single house in the—
child: mom are you awake

[danlet @evildanevil]

Matty healy is harry styles for mentally ill women

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Insta-quit

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THE COVER OF THE GRUDGE IS THAT IT LITERALLY SAYS “SCARIER THAN THE RING” LOL THATS LIKE ME PUTTING “BETTER THAN THE 1975” ON THE COVER OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!!! IF I WAS THE GUY WHO MADE THE RING ID BE LIKE WTF DID I DO TO YOU???? FULLY UNPROVOKED

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

"if nurses aren't happy with their pay/working conditions, they can leave"

yes okay but here's where it gets interesting because we do not actually want them to do that

[Mark @markiplier]

…really guys?

[WATERPARKS @waterparks]

WE MADE WATERPARKS CONDOMS WITH ALBUM ART ON THEM IN EARLY 2019 BUT THEY SHOWED UP TO THE VENUE IN A GIANT TRASH BAG AND THEY WERE IN OPENED PAPER PACKAGING AND WERE S T A P L E D SHUT. SO THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE BABIES THAT WOULD’VE BEEN BORN IF I DIDN’T SAY “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Someone sent me AI art of Salmon in the river but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀💀💀

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in