Meg Martens.

just another day in paradise

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

I've always wanted a random number to text me on accident so I could hold a conversation and yesterday it finally happened 😂

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Wishlist https://t.co/6jUaEgL5QZ

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Do all these people actually like Taylor Swift or is everyone going cause it’s become trendy??? I’m genuinely curious. I love TSwift no hate 😩🫶🏼

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Does Mrs. Rachel got Cameo or no??? Lmk my kid’s first birthday coming up

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Why do I hate the word ‘kiddo’ it gives me so much ick for no reason

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Wish I would have invited her to our table. We had like 12 my little ponies out 😩

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Saddest thing.. little girl staring at our dinner table a good 15 minutes. Was wondering why- as we were leaving I noticed all other 5 family members playing on their phones. She was probably the only one too young to have one. Gtfo your phone and spend time with your family ☹️

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

People who have fake books on shelves in their home to look studious is the same people that wear fake glasses for fashion

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

I’m at the age where my friends are getting boob jobs so now I know that I’m like grown grown

[Hunter Thomas @hat5811891]

#showmewatersafety yes that is me as a kid but still to this day I wear a life jacket because they save lives @GovParsonMO @MoPublicSafety

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Making small talk with a cute old man in the Starbucks line at target- he said this place is dangerous bc “I came in for undies and left with a t.v.”

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

LMAO I just got billed $693.00 for a fucking covid test I took back in January this year. How is that even legal? Health insurance and covid is fucking joke.

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

This aged well @carl3yanne

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Is it funny that when the chiropractor told me I have arthritis in both my hips the first thing I thought of is me doing the worm every time I got browned out in college? Who would have guessed a shot of vodka or twelve would lead me to a double hip replacement by the age of 30

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Why is no one talking about this? #bachelorabc

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

@mattjames919 HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY GIRL KATIE LIKE THAT

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

Matt sending Katie home before Serena C is straight the fuck up DISRESPECTFUL #TheBachelor

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

@kalli_joannes OMG NOW I CAN REALLY ENVISION IT

[kal @kalli_joannes]

@m3ganlee our gal lol

[Henry Chang @t_witlessHen18]

All the girls next week in their rooms pretending to be sad so Matt spends time with them #TheBachelor

[Meg Martens. @m3ganlee]

@kalli_joannes She would fit in our friend group great I love that bitch