reality mel

everyone is thinking it. I’m just the one to say it

[reality mel @m3lysss]

I watch the @Indians play baseball on TV for the plot.

the plot:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

If you play The Grinch backward, his heart shrinks after interacting with people and that’s a lot more accurate.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ngl this whole dark at 5 pm thing is kinda making me lose my mind

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[Meg Reid @meg_it_happen]

but that was my emotional support daylight

[mariah 🪬 @_ssiieerra]

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭😭

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

unpopular opinion maybe but waking up to rain on a quiet weekend is quite literally the most magical thing in the world

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A lot of people on this website are celebrating Deshaun Watson tearing his Achilles.

There’s no “but” here. I just wanted to let you know in case you were missing out.

[Zach @zoidbergererer]

Cleveland Guardians radio call overlay. What a moment for Lane Thomas with a grand slam off Tarik Skubal.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Kyle Manzardo goes deep to give the Guardians the lead!

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

i’m not nonverbal I just don’t have lines this episode

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your jaw.

[✶ @l_i_n_d_z__]

i’m sick of pretending people who run marathons aren’t mentally ill

[annie🖤 @annie97x]

i feel so sorry for people with boyfriends like imagine having an awful day, you get home and there’s a man in your bed

[Scarlett @ScarLyann]

“And by the way… I’m going out tonight” I hum to myself as I grab my kindle and hot tea on the way to my bed

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Please be delicate with me I’m built like a Nature Valley bar

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Might start signing off emails with ‘well I hope you’re happy’

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hate when you tell a hilarious story and then everyone’s like “omg im so sorry that happened to you?????” like get with the program honey we’re laughing about this