madelynne

good god, lemon
she/her

[madelynne @m4delynne]

i have never been so intrigued by a person in my life @elohimmusic

[madelynne @m4delynne]

sext:

[madelynne @m4delynne]

dude instantly got up and was putting 110% effort into getting his dog to shut up. what is wrong with you that your only motivation is hearing me talk shit in the dark???

[madelynne @m4delynne]

my neighbor across the street has a dog that barks at my dog nonstop. his owner is usually outside and makes no attempt to intervene. tonight i told my dog very loudly that just because that other dog and his owner are fucking idiots doesn’t mean that he needs to bark back

[madelynne @m4delynne]

how did this happen so fast

[madelynne @m4delynne]

got a lil too excited about my roses blooming. i’m turning into oma

[madelynne @m4delynne]

was going through my photos and i miss snuggling with loki :(

[madelynne @m4delynne]

day 3 of being a homeowner:
1. i am now best friends with the 60 year old man that works at the paint counter in home depot
2. it was finally nice enough to go outside. had an urge to smoke a joint in the tree in the backyard. and then i did it because it’s MY back yard

[madelynne @m4delynne]

i should’ve smoked more weed

[madelynne @m4delynne]

thinking about how i’ve made almost twice the amount of money in the last year that i would’ve made using my degree by working at the weed store and trying to not get pissed off

[madelynne @m4delynne]

who would’ve thought that all of the weed i smoked in those 4 years would be more beneficial to me than actually going to class

[madelynne @m4delynne]

it’s wednesday and i’m in OT. send help

[madelynne @m4delynne]

why are u sitting like that

[madelynne @m4delynne]

me: why is my sleep schedule so messed up
also me: /naps from 7-10pm

[madelynne @m4delynne]

my job is to keep weed organized. i don’t think that i need the play by play for a ULINE order

[madelynne @m4delynne]

i got promoted and the emails don’t stop. is this adulthood

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

In 1950 We Had Gornilla Who Live In Palnace I Wonder Whare He Goed Porbably Dead I Supponse (By Queen Elizabeth II)
https://t.co/wgoh7EcIC3

[madelynne @m4delynne]

why pursue a normal/healthy relationship when i can lust after a 35 year old straight woman instead

[madelynne @m4delynne]

babes

[madelynne @m4delynne]

oma was pretty serious about her flower beds. all of her roses died out last year when she was sick and this one decided to come back 🥺

[madelynne @m4delynne]

this showed up on my snap memories and it’s making me want to cut my hair off again. someone stop me