Polo

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[Polo @m4rcorivera]

A ticket to Puerto Rico is cheaper than therapy

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I'll definitely put the "WTF" wrinkles on your forehead.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Today feels like:

Malas decisiones con hielo por favor!

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

What’s your greatest weakness?

My best proofreading happens after I hit send.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Of course, I have rizz.

Kreuzbandrizz.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

How does one get into TSA, open the door???!!

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

The three hardest things to say:

1. I’m sorry

2. I love you

3. Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

One of my best mates is a flight attendant, and I know that the best part of his job has to be when he walks down the aisle saying “trash” to everyone’s face.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Is it just me, or is mayonnaise is the only condiment that has a nickname?

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

I don’t swear a lot.
I simply season my sentences.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Ranch is the sauce equivalent for people who clap when then plane lands!

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Are you ok?

No, I want my body covered in tattoos!

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

All my friends are on government watchlists

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

N'oubliez pas que le bonheur vient de l'intérieur

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

What would I do without coffee?
Probably, 25 to life.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

If you don’t hear from me, I gave you up for Ramadan.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Verwacht niets meer van mij. Ik ben klaar!

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

Man muss nicht dumm sein, um verarscht zu werden. Manchmal reicht schon lieb und nett.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

I‘m a reverse Filipino. I can’t sing. I can’t do math. I can’t shoot hoops. I have tattoos, and I never wanted to be in the medical field.

[Polo @m4rcorivera]

I strongly believe that people at work create meetings, because no one listens to them at home and they don’t know how to start a podcast.