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[M4 🏴 @m4scuud]

Life changing experience ❤️

[Aboo Hafsah @AbuHafsah1]

Muslims are not living under Shariah Law in the UK.

Notice @RupertLowe10 didn’t have the balls to mention Beth Din courts.

[Jim Cognito @JimCognito2016]

Reform are questioning who funds Count Binface.

This is better than anyone could have imagined 😂

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"Islamic Republic of Japan"

[ًᵗᵒ @tosports13]

very tired of them treating russian athletes like they’re war criminals because of their government when they don’t do the same to american or israeli athletes

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “Why would an intergalactic space warrior want to stand as an MP in Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Why not?”

[S @KINGY657]

Scottish “nationalist” won’t support England because we colonised them (we didn’t) but they’ll support Norway who actually did colonise them, strange bunch

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This might have worked in the US, but here you just sound like a lunatic

[#KCFC 🇸🇳🇺🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

I thought white niggas was racist but Jesus Christ Hispanics showing LEVELS

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

What a disgusting, repellent, racist pig. We all stand with you @KMbappe against this shameful woman who I sincerely hope is hounded out of her job asap. How the hell is she an elected senator in Paraguay?

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

just seen a green party twitter person repost a conservative party twitter person backing Count Binface this is the most unified our political system has been in memory

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Met Police is now investigating an alleged foreign donation made to Robert Jenrick’s Tory leadership campaign in 2024

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Nigel Farage is the epitome of the establishment.

He makes millions at the expense of the poorest, while blaming the most vulnerable to protect his wealth and power.

We cannot afford a society that feeds the expensive ego of Nigel Farage. Clacton deserves better.

[Ollie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🐺 @BellegardeSZN]

Genuinely what actually happens if Binface wins

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

If Count Binface ends Nigel Farage’s political career in this silly hissyfit unnecessary by-election it will be the single greatest moment in British politics

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

why is that country always at the scene of the crime

[rien ✮ l'incelphobique | vgen openദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,~)~✩‧₊ @himejinist]

🚨 BREAKING

There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.

Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.