Matt Holmes

Loving life!!!!

[Matt Holmes @m4tt156]

@EsqHucker In a fucking toilet like the rest of us you fucking gimp!!!!

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@JackieMeek6 My 10 year old Son saw this and said “Dad….he needs to get over himself, what a plonker!!!” 🤣🤣

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@PurelyFootball @SwearingSport Done 👍

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If Mo Salah scores first against Luton we’ll giveaway a copy of FM24 and £250 in CASH!🎮💰

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@cctvidiots Big fucking hard men…..that boy was still standing at the end!!!!

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@FBAwayDays Shocking….Nan him for life 🤬

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@FBAwayDays Arsehole…….sorry bloody auto correct I meant Arsenal 👍

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@footballfights More like a dance off and then kiss chase 🤦‍♂️

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@cctvidiots Retards on X

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@Maximos_Prime @footballfights I thought the Tango adverts were banned 🤣🤣

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@cctvidiots None…..I identify as a circle and they look nothing like me 👍

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@NoContextHumans 10

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@HumansNoContext It’s 658…….hold on I just realised I don’t give a fuck 😩

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@HumansNoContext I really didn’t want to come

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@NoContextBrits The plate 👍

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@ILLRAYTHEKING Does she say “I’m not angry….I’m just disappointed” a lot 🤣🤣

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@NoContextHumans No one cares 😩

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@JokersWildUK Proper old style bacon and onion dumpings steamed usually in one of my grandads old string vests 🤣🤣

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@NoContextBrits Bread !!

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@SeasonDeeper Because it was more interesting than learning how to sow…..but how many did it with the cotton through every finger 🤣🤣