m4tty_fax

i make my gf and dr pepper my personality

[Nathan Roberts @NathanIndiana1]

I shouldn’t have to hear 10 different foreign languages when I go to a Walmart in Fishers, Indiana

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[Brady Harris @StormCat5_]

The past 24 hours in Ohio and Indiana have been absolutely INSANE

We've had:
- A confirmed Derecho
- Multiple Tornadoes
- Up to 10 inches of Rain
- Over 400,000 Lightning Strikes

By far the most active stretch of storms our region has seen all year.

[Celeste ❀ @p1ece0fpe4ce]

@zoromins Idk why theater etiquette has gone down the drain but people better figure their shit out bcs we need movie theaters

[Swift @SwiftYouTube_]

He just lived the best 49 days out of anyone on the planet. I don't think it's a debate

[Hank Rearden @HankShrugged]

@ResisttheMS So then I shouldn't have to present ID when I buy liquor. I am clearly over 21. They already have a law that says you can't buy liquor under 21.

BTW.. her talking points act at the end is oscar worthy.

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

if my wife died giving birth i would low-key blow my shit

[Natural High @NaturalHighGTA]

“Dad what was prime Cayo Perico like?”

[Reid Southen @Rahll]

IBM 1979.

[sim @thrtysvnth]

fia and fifa really two cheeks of the same ass

[Underdog @Underdog]

Congrats to Belgium on winning this one World Cup game but a reminder that a Belgium team has never won a:

Super Bowl
NBA Title
World Series
SEC Championship
MLS Cup

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Sportacle @TheSportacle]

@espn @ESPNFC Belgium reading this

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Folarin Balogun will be available for the USA's matchup against Belgium in the R16.

His one-match suspension following his red card against Bosnia has been lifted.

— @AdamCrafton_

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

IT WORKED!!!! BALOGUN IS FREE! 🇺🇸

Per @AdamCrafton_ and @Dan_Sheldon_ of The Athletic, USMNT’s Folarin Balogun WILL BE AVAILABLE for tomorrow night’s Round of 16 World Cup match against Belgium

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

FOLARIN BALOGUN IS PLAYING TOMORROW!

HIS SUSPENSION HAS BEEN POSTPONED

LET'S GO!!! #USMNT

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Man you just hate to see Australia lose after their fans spent weeks rooting against the USMNT for no apparent reason and celebrating our backups losing to Turkey in a meaningless game

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Do you guys realize what they’ve done? Lumen Field on a Monday night?? I honestly feel bad for Belgium. Will be the greatest crowd in the history of sports. If we score early, the earth will literally shake. No man could deliver in that environment. The Belgians will break.

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

George Washington was down a man once. Did he pack it in and play defense? Hell no. He snuck across the Delaware at night and got a second goal.

Finish them, USA

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Either USA wins against Belgium or USA loses and we tell everyone we would’ve won the World Cup if they hadn’t rigged it. This is a win-win scenario imo