Matty Yay

UA 2019, #HTTR 🏈, Satire Account

[Matty Yay @m4ttyyay]

Had to delete my Twitter due to inappropriate tweets when I was 13, but I’m back now

[Matty Yay @m4ttyyay]

@toastyregrets @ijimaia Orbicular batfish juveniles I think

[Matty Yay @m4ttyyay]

The Odyssey was dope af, people hating for no reason

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS BEEN THROWN INTO A CROCODILE ENCLOSURE BY A 30-YEAR-OLD MALE AND HAS BEEN MAULED.

THE ATTACK WAS "RANDOM" AND THE MAN TOSSED THE BOY AT THE CROCODILES IN THE UK.

HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED M*RDER.

THEY ARE NOT NAMING THE ATTACKER.

[Lainezismo @lainazismo]

Los jugadores de Haití cuando vean que en la pausa de hidratación dan agua potable

[Jacob @JacobCookeMMA]

We really are witnessing a once in a lifetime event this weekend. Take it all in 🙌

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Arizona State University filed to use eminent domain to steal a 124 year old Phoenix home from a senior homeowner

The man who owns it is a 89 year old senior citizen who’s owned the home for 50 years

ASU says they need the land for their downtown health campus

ASU made multiple purchase offers, they’ve offered up to $850,000 for the home. The homeowner keeps refusing. So now they plan to just take the home with eminent domain

If eminent domain goes through he’ll be forced to accept the appraisal price

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Thailand exotic fish resellers are going viral online for taking pictures with firearms and packages of fish like drug lords

[Tim Ridgolds @TimRidgolds]

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

[Chuck G @chuckg716]

YEA NIGGGGGAAAAAAAA LETS GET RIGHT TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matty Yay @m4ttyyay]

SEAN STRICKLAND

[ᖇIGGO 70 ᑕᕼIᑭ ™ 🌊🤙🏽🎧 @karl_diesel]

#RaiseHail He’s coming home.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Thanks for the memories, Taylor!

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

A reminder about Sonny Styles:

- Same height as Calvin Johnson (6'5")
- Same 40 time as Bijan Robinson (4.46)
- 8 lbs lighter than Derrick Henry (244 lbs)
- Same broad jump as Julio Jones (135")

Watch out, NFC East 👀

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Kanye West blocked from travelling to UK, government tells BBC, after controversy over Wireless Festival booking https://t.co/UXWq3rVYsQ

[TRAVIS SCOTT FANS 🔥 @LaflameScott]

HARDEST IMAGE OF 2026

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 @Hamilton_DPOY]

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best:

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"