mayka

draw me like one of your french girls

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[homesick! | shedtwt DNI @homesickkalienn]

holy privledged take

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

19th century researchers

[Zain @cowboylikezain]

Billie Eilish when it’s time to actually eat that girl for lunch

[mayka @m4yka]

@sos_Circa @camriiana_ @cherrywinefloat Lmao exactly

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[mayka @m4yka]

@camriiana_ @sos_Circa @cherrywinefloat what is it then

[mayka @m4yka]

@camriiana_ @sos_Circa @cherrywinefloat How does him posting on a dating app prevent anybody from reposting, if you post something even for one person to see, once again, still assume they’ll repost you.. don’t post anything you don’t want reposted

[౨ৎ ˖°• ⊰Jul!an⊱˖°~ꕤ @glindaelphaba]

The concept of my age starting with a 1 tomorrow

[kitty (-11,1kg) @KiHawt]

don't make me laugh

[27. @dimvji]

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

[mayka @m4yka]

@camriiana_ @cherrywinefloat sorry lol but if you post something you should always just assume someone will repost it ? this is the internet & that is basic digital literacy tbh

[cherrywinefloat @cherrywinefloat]

why do the choppiest, biggie, they/thems always be doing/looking like this on dating apps… EWEWEWEWEWEWWW 😭 https://t.co/u9YJj0SJt2

[laura @melaudrama]

straight women how about you stop worrying about lesbians and start worrying about that orgasm gap