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[Drebae @Drebae_]

May all the money I irresponsibly SPEND come back to me multiplied by TEN.

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven

[Voss ×͜× @uncvoss]

“We can’t find anyone who wants to work anymore.”

Meanwhile I walk into Target and see six closed checkout lanes, one cashier, and a line at self-checkout.

I applied there. Filled out the online application, did the AI questionnaire, did two interviews, and waited four weeks for a rejection.

Then I went back to the same store and saw the same six registers closed and the same “NOW HIRING” sign on the door.

So which is it?

Nobody wants to work, or nobody can get through the machine built to hire them?

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺On September 5, 1994, Face made his debut on Nick Jr., becoming the animated host and mascot of Nickelodeon’s preschool programming block

[The Bougieman @GuruBluXVIII]

Be a man.

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose

[Emma @emmaays]

“THIS WEEK I’M GONNA WIN SO BIG!”🍀💰

manifesting it

[Emmyjo @Road_trippn]

If Obama had to release his birth certificate to prove he was an American, then Trump must release the Epstein files to prove he's not a pedophile . . . unless he is.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Ngl Apple not giving us a charger & headphones anymore is CRAZYY

[concealer of something dirtier and meaner @ematearecee]

We are in a $5 taco, $9 latte and $20 sandwich economy. This is a policy failure

[✰. @swagoszn_]

I don’t want a side gig. One job should pay all the bills. No side hustles needed.

[Bronxology 🔮 @MindBodyBronx]

Virgo season is here & so is the sudden urge to clean the whole house and get healthy

[West LA Résistance 🌊🇺🇸⚖️🗽 @45bestwords]

Trump has chosen N. Korea over S. Korea
Trump has chosen Russia over Ukraine
Trump has chosen China over Taiwan
Trump has chosen Israel over Palestine

Trump has betrayed U.S. allies to side w/, suck up to + bow down to Dictators, War Criminals and Despots

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair while watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING TRAITOR.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING TRAITOR.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING TRAITOR.

DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING TRAITOR.

[Dad to the Bone @Dad_2_The_Bone]

A quick reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this, shot and killed others and was celebrated by MAGA. Meanwhile Alex Pretti showed up to a protest like this, was shot and killed, then condemed by MAGA. Please stop saying this isn’t political.

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

My grocery bill is higher every single month and my paycheck is not. At some point this stops being “inflation” and starts being theft.