The bus was late so the samurai waiting next to me at the stop committed ritual suicide in protest. When the bus arrived 3 minutes later, the samurai bus driver committed ritual suicide to regain his honor.
I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know