Somewhere in America
1) a kid is prepared to lie about these being stolen
2) a ref is eager to throw a flag for thinking they’re not being worn
3) a coach is losing his mind over both 1 & 2
4) the pad itself, at its current production size, is not saving a single knee
So far, @PadreFootball_ in San Mateo has five D-1 commits from the 2027 recruiting class.
Minnesota DL Lemani Fehoko
USC TE Jace Cannon
Oregon S Malakai Taufoou
California ATH Jeovanni Henley
UNLV EDGE Dylan Modena
CB Cornell James could be next.
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Here I am just sitting in my parked car in the Safeway parking lot just trying to fathom what genius at Safeway thought it would be a great idea to remove the handles on the paper bag. Just crazy to me.