Max Tenwick

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

@ChelseaFC

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

So Thomas Tuchel has fallen out with the board at every club he has been at?

Good appointment from Chelsea, because you know, our board never fall out with anyone do they?

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

Lockdown 3: Rona’s back.

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Fuck the government 🤡

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We can’t really say we didn’t expect this to happen today...

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Is lockdown still a thing?

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Dan Levene announcing he won’t be a Chelsea reporter anymore?

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

Who the hell sits closer than 2 metres to a stranger in a park anyway?

[Sporting Index @sportingindex]

🗓 #OnThisDay in 2013, Chelsea defeated Benfica in Amsterdam to win the Europa League.

Chelsea became the first and only side to hold both the Champions League and Europa League at the same time. 👑

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

Go to work but don’t go to work but do go back to work but don’t take public transport.

Brilliant.

[Uber Chelsea FC @UberChelseaFC_]

Did it work?

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All well and good having these medical experts on the Coronavirus update every day but when are the @BBCNews going to start getting reliable economists on?

There is a country still to run you know.

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Good to see social distancing taking place. Morons.

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People that like lockdown are fucking wrongens, end of.

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Don’t you dare Boris, please.

[Stephen Crofton @StephenCrofton]

Nothing quite like a surprise baldy to keep the spark in yer marriage alive 🧑🏻‍🦲 #bravetheshave

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JT knew how to socially distance himself 10 years before all of us.

What a man.

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Told myself I wouldn’t panic buy anything during this crisis and I’ve ended up coming back from Sainsbury’s with Papy Djilobodji ffs.

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

You won Liverpool I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord what a sad little life Liverpool, you ruined the league so you could have the trophy, I hope you use the prize money on learning some grace and decorum because you have all grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on

[Max Tenwick @m_10wick]

@NatalieCPowell Deep bro