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The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun. 🥂💋 ~2️⃣4️⃣~

[ℳøяℊ@η @m_Alane23]

Have a problem? Drink a beer... That shit fixes everything

[kae angel @kaeangelll]

I love that no one has any idea what’s going on in my life. keep ‘em guessing.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Man idc what nobody say "The Climb" was a gospel song and it was a HIT.

[Monica Ann @monicaamccabe]

Two weeks in to 2022 and it’s already been one heck of a year 🥴

[ℳøяℊ@η @m_Alane23]

Me! 👋🏽 last night watching “The Kingsman” 😭

[larri @larray]

we barley a day into the new year but how many of y’all cried already

[febu܂܂ sol܂ @febuisol]

The feminine urge to wear a hoodie with leggings everyday

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

I’ve grown up in a household where we say ‘I love you’ after a phone call, every time I walk out the door of the house, and every night I go to bed. No matter what, it’s always said. And I seriously cherish that I’ve been raised this way!

[Shay @cxsdlxc]

The motherly urge to wanna buy clothes for yourself bc you really need some, but instead you buy clothes for your kid who has more than enough & will grow out of in 2 months 🥴🙃

[Amanda De Jong @Adejong_80]

Asking a farmer how many acres they farm or how many cattle they have on feed is like asking a wage earner how much money they make or how many sq ft their home is. Don’t do it.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[ℳøяℊ@η @m_Alane23]

This! 👏🏽👏🏽 if my son ends up being a better cook than me I’m not complaining!

[lexie @elderemo_mama]

If you refuse to buy your son a kitchen set because “it’s a girl toy,” I do not want to be your friend. Literally ever. Grow up.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

DATE SOMEONE WHO FUCKING RESPECTS YOU

[b a y l e e 🦋 @bayleekieann]

choose. people. who. choose. you.

[Ms. Angel Eyes @BRlANNARANEE]

I love, love. The feeling of love. Giving love. Receiving love. Being in love. It’s a great feeling.

[james jacobs @jamesdjacobs24]

When Shania Twain says let’s go girls I could kick a door off the hinges.

[Monica Ann @monicaamccabe]

The saying “some of you guys look like good dads only because your child has a good mother” is so beyond true

[ℳøяℊ@η @m_Alane23]

Absolutely 😬

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why is walking to the bathroom in a restaurant so embarrassing

[Peighten Johnson @peightenprobz]

If we’re being honest, music was a whole lot better in the 90’s-2000’s 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ℳøяℊ@η @m_Alane23]

Packing and unpacking everything <<<< the worst 🥴 vs moving it into a house >>>> 😍🏡 it’s a love hate relationship 😅

[🦋 @cydneejanae_]

girls know everything