Emily

She/it. I'm 31, I'm gay for @radia__l, and I live in Perth. You'll like me.

[Emily @m___net]

conclave is real...

[gecko 𓆌 @legalize_lizrds]

@pulverdoom there are intersex cardinals and they are beautiful!

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

how it feels asking your friends to hang out

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Sexting while depressed: I’m so hard (to love)

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[interpretation @materialcritic]

gender gap relationships where the couple has a monogamy fetish are so normalized

[Ur🍄Ellie @ellienotnora]

ever since I was a little boy i always knew i wanted to be someones bitch wife

[Angela ⟢ @luxangelae]

“sir, we are trying to torture the information out of him but unfortunately he has a strong theology of suffering”

[bonni🔆 @bonnibloop_]

[voice wavering like im about to cry] this shit aint nothin to me man

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

[Disguised infiltrating a clandestine meeting of my worst opps] face it guys we're hopelessly outmatched. We should probably all give up and end our own lives

[garshmo @garshmo]

To the untrained eye you may think it’s so over

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

air force marshal: (joint operations with that greedy bitch from the navy? As if! "Fleet air arm" my ass, those are my planes!)

naval admiral: (the marshal is staring at me! Ugh! She's so annoying and dashing!)

army general: (im so happy my 2 best friends are getting along ^_^)

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Type of shit your ass is wielding

[hans zynner @Radia__l]

western australian bird girl be like “fuck my djiti trànny life”

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

you can negate any sort of mental distress by masturbating and napping within an hour of each other. this is an advanced tech however and only top tier NEETs can pull it off in practice

[Ella🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @ellagoer_t4t]

I am still so mad I deleted this tweet on accident 💔💔💔

[⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ @POISONOMICON]

in my experience we're not even that rare we're just really, really annoying

[Emily @m___net]

@prerecessiongrl I think.. two is a little fruity..

But..... five is so thoughtful.....

[dragnet girl @livedeadgirls]

affirmations for women: there is something wrong with you

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I believe I was put on this earth to make women laugh and also cum

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u