[Disguised infiltrating a clandestine meeting of my worst opps] face it guys we're hopelessly outmatched. We should probably all give up and end our own lives
air force marshal: (joint operations with that greedy bitch from the navy? As if! "Fleet air arm" my ass, those are my planes!)
naval admiral: (the marshal is staring at me! Ugh! She's so annoying and dashing!)
army general: (im so happy my 2 best friends are getting along ^_^)
you can negate any sort of mental distress by masturbating and napping within an hour of each other. this is an advanced tech however and only top tier NEETs can pull it off in practice