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[1500660 @m_afatah]

@Mahmoudmahgoub_ @DaliaBeheiry ما دام مفيش عيال بالجزمة عادي .. ياخد نص فلوسها و يديها منهم مؤخرها و خلاص .. ملهاش حقوق تاني 😅

[1500660 @m_afatah]

maybe if it’s your land you need to stay back and defend it?! Otherwise they will end up like you crying about a land that you claim was yours thousands of years ago?!

[Facts Chaser 🌎 🤦🏻‍♂️ @Factschaser]

Piers Morgan 2.0 (after Bassem Youssef educated him) is quite the sight to behold.

[1500660 @m_afatah]

@ATa3meya @sh3raawii I think this is partially true, at least after Christianity was chosen as the religion of the Roman empire

[1500660 @m_afatah]

اكون اهنت بروتوكول سري بين السواقين و الركاب و انا معرفش 🤔

[1500660 @m_afatah]

سواق الاتوبيس بيهزقني عشان طلعت قبل ما يتكرم و ينزل رغم اني وسعتله عادي بس هو في ناس لازم تكدر يوم الواحد كده

[1500660 @m_afatah]

@mustafadagher @MOsama04109 @NadaMansour_ ماشي مين هيبقى فين على ٢ و نص كده 🥹؟

[1500660 @m_afatah]

any tips for a half-day in Amsterdam? anyone kind enough to join? 🥹

[1500660 @m_afatah]

@amratia1 لا انا باحب اشوف السما حتى لو الجو برد 🥺

[1500660 @m_afatah]

كثيرون حول غيوم انجلترا .. قليلون حول غيوم هولندا 🥹

[1500660 @m_afatah]

@Mahmoudmahgoub_ متشغلش بالك بخناقات ما وراء الشاشات دي .. نات وورث يور تايم 😘

[1500660 @m_afatah]

الصبغة ال blonde رايحة على متصابيات اوروبا

[1500660 @m_afatah]

@samehmahmoud17 اقسمه نصين و ابدأ و اقفل بيه 🥹

[1500660 @m_afatah]

مصريين بقالهم يومين في هولندا:
معايا مبلغ ايرو للتحويل

[Jamie Quint @jamiequint]

An explainer on what is going on with Silicon Valley Bank:

- In 2021 SVB saw a mass influx in deposits, which jumped from $61.76bn at the end of 2019 to $189.20bn at the end of 2021.

- As deposits grew, SVB could not grow their loan book fast enough to generate the yield they wanted to see on this capital. As a result, they purchased a large amount (over $80bn!) in mortgage backed securities (MBS) with these deposits for their hold-to-maturity (HTM) portfolio.

- 97% of these MBS were 10+ year duration, with a weighted average yield of 1.56%.

- The issue is that as the Fed raised interest rates in 2022 and continued to do so through 2023, the value of SVB’s MBS plummeted. This is because investors can now purchase long-duration "risk-free" bonds from the Fed at a 2.5x higher yield.

- This is not a liquidity issue as long as SVB maintains their deposits, since these securities will pay out more than they cost eventually.

- However, yesterday afternoon, SVB announced that they had sold $21bn of their Available For Sale (AFS) securities at a $1.8bn loss, and were raising another $2.25bn in equity and debt. This came as a surprise to investors, who were under the impression that SVB had enough liquidity to avoid selling their AFS portfolio.

[dbrand @dbrand]

understandable, have a great day

[1500660 @m_afatah]

https://t.co/nTR2q4GFla

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[Peter Wildeford🇺🇸🚀 @peterwildeford]

I think the Bing chatbot would benefit from therapy. How soon until chatbot therapist becomes a real job?

[Roman Semenov 🌪️ @semenov_roman_]

The new jailbreak is so fun

[1500660 @m_afatah]

oh, brother, I can't believe it's true ... I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you 🎶