Matt

Hot single mom in your area click here

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

some of us don gay apparel every day. trust me, we can tell when it’s just a Yuletide thing for you

[Matt @m_attyboy]

Kinda love that Ryan Murphy has the same artistic vision is my 5yo self (taking my sister’s Ken dolls and making them all kiss)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Evan Peters, Ashton Kutcher, Jeremy Pope and Anthony Ramos to star in Ryan Murphy’s new series ‘THE BEAUTY’ for FX.

The story follows a world where physical perfection is obtainable through a sexually transmitted disease.

[Matt @m_attyboy]

Letting twitterbot behavior get under my skin is my own personal failing but the rest of you are on thin fucking ice!

[Matt @m_attyboy]

ENOUGH‼️

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

🇮🇪 Irish Catholics: No, you’ll never understand. Catholicism is a weight on the spirit, a rotting guilt that eats at one’s soul. It’s to be soaked in one’s own blood forevermore…

🇮🇹 Italian Catholics: Yea you get to do bad stuff but the priest forgives you so it’s all good

[Matt @m_attyboy]

Lowkey just my opinion but [OBVIOUS AND UNIVERSALLY AGREED UPON STATEMENT OF FACT]….but maybe that’s just me 😏

[BasedSpaceGoji @Based_SpaceGoji]

Godzilla Minus One truly hit me

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even

[سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻 @maghrebimarx]

that one homie who's low key a grad student but u keep them around bc they're chill

[mitch 🇵🇸 @czarmitch]

her crazy ass would be a taurus 🤍

[sigh ❀ swoon @sighswoon]

I think one of the best skills you can have is being funny while complaining

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I love that gay little onion, the shallot.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

Okay I have to admit…that little coffee song by jigsaw in a blonde wig got me…that’s that me espresso…

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

If yall dont stop playing and call Rebecca

[alyssa @alyssaraetho]

no he’s not. all you people know is depravity

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

most italian food was invented in like the last five months. it's a culture of hysterics, liars, fugitives, and thieves. which is why it's so beautiful ❤️

[Dan Sheehan @danpjsheehan]

On its homepage, the @nytimes website currently has four (4) prominently-displayed pieces about American college protests and zero (0) pieces about the nearly 300 bodies (some with their hands and feet bound) found in a mass grave at a hospital in southern Gaza.

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Today’s NYT Connections was fun! No one’s fun anymore! What ever happened to FUN?!