meijerbrandcottone

My calves are perfection

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@Eric_Beeler44 @CalculusCottone Stay strong my friend, you’re a great problem solver and remember Calc 3 is around the corner, ready to build you back up again.

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"If you Love musicals and calculus the this is for you!!!!!!" (Last two things I expected to hear together:)

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You can come to my house and kick me in the shin.

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The whiter the bread the faster you're dead.

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Why did I say my Bode? Well I dreamt about him last night so that’s ok.

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Did the guy that wrote this book create LSD because I have no idea what I'm doing.

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You're wearing just the right amount of cologne. I couldn't smell it until I was snuggled right up in your crook.

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I am like a metamorphic rock. Under extreme heat and pressure I have changed!

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Give me some ice skates and I'm going down, we're yelling timber!!

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That is an aggressive amount of ankle.

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SPIN MOVE!!

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Its like passing one kidney stone instead of four.

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Are you asking about the goat?

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I will kick your dog off a bridge!

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I don’t know why I am taking shots at NREM 1

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I’ve always been an overachiever

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Was it a cucumberilo and then they pickled it?

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Utensils are my jam🍴