Melissa Bertolone

NSFW.

[LaMorra @MorraPerriadora]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh this much

[nic @lesbianriker]

“Once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like “ when Dan Levy releases the Schitts Creek deleted scenes”

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Ok let’s be honest is it really self care or are you just taking a fuckin bath?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Last January I was sworn in for my first term in Congress.

So, what have we accomplished since then?

Let’s take 2(ish) minutes to review.

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Melissa Bertolone @m_bonde]

.@SenatorCollins @MittRomney @Sen_JoeManchin @MarkWarner @JeanneShaheen Thank you for restarting stimulus talks, but there’s a huge hole in your bill. Our families desperately need another stimulus check. Please don’t compromise on our most basic needs. #MoneyForThePeople

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

if i owned a bakery, i’d call it That’s How We Roll or Piece of Cake or Nothing’s Awry or We Enable Cookies or We’re Not Sour, Doh! or Torte Reformed or

[Melissa Bertolone @m_bonde]

@CSiriano @CoriBush 💙💙💙💙

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?

[Aubrey O'Day @AubreyODay]

if u are one of the 7 mil in the US who contracted Covid, pay ATTENTION if u are 4 Trump/undecided. He currently is in court w ag Barr trying to get rid of the affordable care act..which will leave u screwed in the future bc u will be considered a person w preexisting conditions!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

In 2016 & ‘17, I paid thousands of dollars a year in taxes *as a bartender.*

Trump paid $750.

He contributed less to funding our communities than waitresses & undocumented immigrants.

Donald Trump has never cared for our country more than he cares for himself. A walking scam.

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

I lost my dad - pictured here as a cheerleader - to suicide in 2014. One of the biggest risks we face in suicide prevention is the fear of the stigma associated with seeking help. To all those who support those in need, THANK YOU. #nationalsuicidepreventionday

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Friendly reminder that the vote-by-mail fraud rate is 0.00006%.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Yes this was our king. Not because we served him or because he ruled. But because of how he served us in everything he did. He played a hero on screen and lived like one in real life. He made so many of us proud of who we are. Hamba kahle Chadwick...Sizoku bona phambili.

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

Chadwick Boseman's SNL sketch about Karen and her potato salad was freaking legendary. Dammit.

[Andscape @andscape]

T'Challa in Black Panther
Jackie Robinson in 42
James Brown in Get on Up
Thurgood Marshall in Marshall

Iconic figures. Iconic roles.

RIP Chadwick Boseman

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

.@MsAmberPRiley’s beautiful tribute to Naya Rivera... ❤️ @LilRel4