madeline

If god had not fashioned yellow honey, they would say that figs are far sweeter. -Xenophanes

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

@nikicaga This happened 5 years ago.

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

@ArmandDoma This happened five years ago.

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

You guys ever receive a text from someone and start spiraling out about your country’s ongoing, rapid descent into illiteracy?

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

goodbye my twitter feed has become unbearable. I am making a new account from which to shout my most personal thoughts into the void.

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

Tfw your favorite liquor store employee drops a "damn when this covid shit is over imma look you up for sure" and in that moment you internalize "in the end, one experiences only oneself."

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

20 minutes ago, upon hearing these 5 words, i had an out of body experience

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

just fax it to me

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

If you are white, stop destroying shit. That is not your place.

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

How do you expect people to comply with a curfew when they aren't able to get to their cars!? @slcpd @slcmayor @KSL5TV @sltrib

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

THIS IS FUCKED UP.

[SkyeMartin @skye_rtin]

Watching live feed local ABC affiliate, city center Salt Lake City. Police identified as SWAT team, got out of vehicles and immediately knocked a grey haired man using a cane, to the ground for no apparent reason. WHY?? ⁦@slcpolice⁩

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

@Ghotican suffering

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

@ me next time

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

Im dying

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

NY not handling this shit well LMAOOO https://t.co/pB8siermkI

[DIANCA LONDON 🎃 @diancalondon]

summoning circle, hope this works
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 nationwide 🕯

🕯 rent 🕯

🕯 freeze 🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

#TESTVIRUSNOW

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

Only two modes of dating in 2020:
a) kinky casual sex like "slap me harder than COVID-19 is demoloshing the economy"
OR
b) "oh no an earthquake comfort me while I cry in your arms for hours"

[madeline @m_brenchfry]

SAVAGE

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Preexisting conditions make people more vulnerable to the virus. Unfortunately the US had a whole set of preexisting conditions: rampant financial insecurity, a dysfunctional government, institutional mistrust, polarized media and an inaccessible health care system.