melony

Me cago en el chisme Para eso no hay tiempo Ellos siguen hablando mierda Mas en tu entierro -Pitbull - Mel

[melony @m_calma_]

If i were ever to marry a man again, I'd need him to be like Hal was.

[melony @m_calma_]

I dont care what anyone says.....
June Osborne was a bigger terrorist than Walter White.

I understand the oppression buuuuut I had to say it.

[melony @m_calma_]

Not for nothing but the fact that my credit score is FINALLY at 602, is a fucking miracle. I've been working hard since my marriage ended. Im so fucking proud. Still have a long way to go.

[melony @m_calma_]

I could watch american hustle for the rest of my life and never get bored.

[melony @m_calma_]

I HATE WHEN YOURE SCROLLING ON LINKEDIN AND YOU GO TO SOMEONES PROFILE!!!!!! FUCK IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW!!!

[melony @m_calma_]

SATC0402-0403....

[melony @m_calma_]

Count your days samsung update!! How can I go back?!

[melony @m_calma_]

I FUCKING HATE SALADS

[melony @m_calma_]

Coworker asked me about my pain and I told him it's still bad....he responds with: Come on Mel, you're a @dallascowboys fan, you know how to deal with pain!
I......

[melony @m_calma_]

Listening to my aunt talk about when her mom was killed and fuck it's still hard to hear...

[melony @m_calma_]

Being with a guy and a masc girl is pretty cool.

The only difference is the touch.....

I asked him to rub my uterus area because of cramps and it's not quite right...

HER?! SPOT ON, PERFECT PLACEMENT!
Why can't they get along :c

[melony @m_calma_]

One thing I can not get used to....using chatgpt to help me with my job...
Meanwhile my boss is always telling me, if you don't know the answer just ask chatgpt............... no bro. I will ask a qualified individual before I go to chatgpt.

[melony @m_calma_]

I'm two seconds away from throwing away my Jordan's.
"They look lesbian, I like them. But the shoe fits!"

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this was my Gladiator

[melony @m_calma_]

Do you think that trump watched/read handmaid's tale and thought....hmmm this sounds like a marvelous idea!!!! Smh

[The Rise of TyWalker🐔 @TyWalker716]

#DallasCowboys Hang the banner

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

CeeDee Lamb running a wide open slant in the end zone only to be blinded by the sun

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

Dallas Cowboys football tomorrow

[melony @m_calma_]

Jerry Jones needs to fire everyone.
Himself included!!!