Mike Danford

Digital designer living in Harrogate and working in central Leeds

[Mike Danford @m_danford]

@Nigel_Farage Is there enough ‘fuck the fuck off’ available in the English language to make this man actually just fuck off?

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@fesshole TBF, given the right context in our current political climate, ‘pigs and troughs’ is quite appropriate. Remember, all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

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@automattic @silverlake_news @wpengine It’s Open Source. No matter what you think or expect @photomatt , it’s Open Source.

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@ThatEricAlper A friend has a sausage dog called Richmond and a cocker spaniel called Jarvis. (Probably have to be UK-based to get either of them).

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@photomatt @BoweFrankema I don't see the usefulness of collecting this particular dataset. Unless, of course...

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@bushontheradio I particularly like the history of the saying 'on tenterhooks'.

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@NoContextBrits Weetabix before - crumbs everywhere no matter how careful you try to be. Left over Weetabix in a bowl - fuck you, put the dishwasher on the nuclear setting for all I care - I’m not moving one motherfucking inch.

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@wibblewibble1 @anon_opin So you’ve not heard of regenerative braking then?

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@elonmusk @elonmusk That is not a Freudian Slip. Quite the opposite really if what you are suggesting is true.

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@vortse @NoContextBrits It is isn’t it?

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@FlappySocks @zverevart @JeremyClarkson I do not dispute that. I was merely correcting your original post as it was disingenuous.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Whatever he tells me to call him.

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@anon_opin So where does 'And Now For Something Completely Different' sit then? I mean, it *is* a film but...

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@anon_opin Just like cheese - very finely sliced is best, then grated, then hacked off chunks.

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@ThatEricAlper A sausage dog called Richmond. They also have a Cocker called Jarvis.

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@29Crown @russty_russ I was in a public gym on a spin bike when I saw that episode (listening on headphones) and laughed embarrassingly loudly.

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@beebearninja @jodywakelin @anon_opin I thought it was until about the third mouthful then it became too much – happy with just salt and vinegar on my chips.

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@jodywakelin @anon_opin And that weird chicken salt they put on their chips – WTAF.

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@anon_opin He's not singing about teenage angst, he is singing about his current angst. I Can Never Say Goodbye is about his dead older brother. And he cant really change all the lyrics to the back catalogue can he?