Michael Darby

What part of shorn't don't you understand?

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@Lexiican_i Dont pretend this wasnt really for @Senorferrrree

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@cwotd Which end is the beer going in?

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@Senorferrrree that’s Mr. Dr. Professor Doobie to you

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@Senorferrrree soon ill have biological evidence of this

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@theresaa_jo cuz youre a neuro major

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@theresaa_jo ¿do you know how to psychoanalyze ppl?

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@Senorferrrree @theresaa_jo And I’d rather eat a bat named Virginia than even fly over Minnesota

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@Senorferrrree @theresaa_jo I’d rather eat a bat than be in Virginia

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@theresaa_jo @Senorferrrree Nope but AZ isn’t on lockdown

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@theresaa_jo um i find that term offensive🌵

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

A medical doctor just asked me “So what’s it like being a ginger and having no soul?”

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@Senorferrrree It’s me. Im the friend.

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@BrophyStrength Where do those go?

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Tajma Hall

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@theresaa_jo Not 99.8 billion people

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@theresaa_jo There aren’t enough people

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

A Verizon commercial but instead of accident victims meeting the first responders it’s violent criminals meeting the arresting officers

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

@denim_is_life You are a god among men. I cannot even begin to fathom the lengths that you have gone to in order to aquire this. You will go down in history and your legend shall never die. I am forever in your debt, brother.

[Michael Darby @m_darbee]

There’s a video that exists, of a woman, in her kitchen, making beans, she shouts, “YEEAAA WE’RE MAKIN’ BEANS”. Please help me find this video again.