Mehdi

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Niggas have fun with their money then want to borrow yours for important stuff

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

I don die

[Mehdi @m_e_hdi]

@MrBeast 1560728

[Mehdi @m_e_hdi]

@MrBeast 1050856

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[WALE @waxzyy_]

i thought i was extremely good at sex before i started going to the gym 💀

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

J'ai été obligée de m’allumer une clope chez IKEA pour qu'ils me foutent dehors...
Je n’arrivais pas à trouver la sortie.

[Tibo ☔️ @cpastibo]

C’est un goûter ou une saisie là

[gawa 🫩 anti macron @SPLover1863]

Un indice

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Rahim @m177ls2]

cette maudite signature lumineuse

[Pirri🧀 @pirruragonzaiez]

lo hacen ahora los саbrоnеs, nosotros tuvimos que estudiar una ingeniería a los 13 años para hacer un servidor con lag en hamachi

[Dani oyazarbal 🇪🇸 @General_D__]

Dating a woman that is liftable >>>>>>

[toxic king @toxicking]

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

[Dan Rysk @DanDeFiEd]

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.

In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out

In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature

taste like shit

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Nothing scares me more than a woman with her own condoms.

[Faux Tête  🇨🇩 @Mrkamashi]

Juge : « Je vous déclare non coupable. »
Moi : « Merci, je ne recommencerai pas. »

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