melogna

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[melogna @m_folgers]

@pumptinis sterility.

[melogna @m_folgers]

another day, another fresh hell brought to you by this fucking demon

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has opened up part of the Grand Canyon for oil and gas drilling.

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

it’s either they let me keep my SSRIs or they find out why i need SSRIs

[ashaley 🦋 @ash_kaashh]

Go wash yall summer clothes... coming outside smelling like bins & basement

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

MAGA

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The forest service does lots of things, but they're the frontline in fighting wildfires. There is literally no issue Republicans aren't maximally evil on. You cannot hate them enough.

[Tom @tomsnyds]

Nuclear Armageddon pending and here I am in Excel

[melogna @m_folgers]

@ChristopherHale oh LFG

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Saw ICE officers at O’Hare and they were short and ugly.

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

[melogna @m_folgers]

@miragonz mine did this on a random Wednesday

[melogna @m_folgers]

@BigFish3000 dumb fuck

[melogna @m_folgers]

@DidDTrumpDie holy fuck do something

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Does anyone want to commit white collar crimes with me? We can bring in 1.49M per year

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and a drink at Chili's:

2023: $10.99
2024: $10.99
2025: $10.99
2026: $10.99

[melogna @m_folgers]

dumbass

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!