Mecca 💕

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

A little “we can leave on Friday and come back Sunday afternoon “ would fix me right now.😭

[lori 🎀 @lolothebrat]

i just woke up. y’all saying bron went to philadelphia eagles ???

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

any nigga that play wit yo birthday hate you

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

please wear the deodorant with the chemicals in it

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[A D 💋 @truly_AD]

Ginger ale .

[Sweet Kremas @AHaitianMermaid]

Always on that phone w that man

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I see someone with my name
(I'm the original)

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

"My intention is to grow with the company."

Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[MOTASE @TheRealMotase]

Black women be like :

it's my 50th birthday..

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dudes would rather let a marriage fail than buy some flowers😭😭😭

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Kelvin Harrison Jr. @kelvharrjr]

burnt out, i’m the birthday candles

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

it's ok, we're resting for all our ancestors that wished they could but never did

[osama @0ba0sama]

you knew you was up late if you was watching brandy & mr. whiskers