Matt Holton

[Brendan May @bmay]

I hope everyone who voted for Reform councillors is pleased with the calibre of people now in charge of multi million pound budgets across the country. Watch the whole thing and then maybe vote for a competent adult next time. Cretins.

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

On what actual planet is that an Odegaard assist on the first goal, that is Saka's all day long.

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

Completely forgot about Keir Starmer's role in Kenan and Kel ... #hostages #sausages #keir "Hostages Almost Rhymes With Sausages!" https://t.co/Q5Cwd82NJL via @YouTube

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

He's absolutely RAGING! 🤯

Things got a tad heated in the fencing at #Paris2024

#Olympics

[Sam Bright @WritesBright]

🎥 Rishi Sunak: The Movie 🇺🇸

A film I helped to write and research for @ByDonkeys

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@MarkHalliwell1 @ThatsSoVillage @JPDBurns93 you are almost more famous than Kumar mate! Also, no mention of our number 10 hitting Kumar for 6, outrageous! 😂

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

Days like these rarely come along in village cricket. But to play against @shillingstonecc and Kumar Sangakkara was an absolute pleasure. Still a gun cricketer and very generous with his time. This is why I love the sport. #updalacy #villagecricket #cricket @KingstonLacyCC

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

Not sure the sign language interpreter has fully finished the course ...
#LocalElections2024

https://t.co/5cQyELpZ6P

[oor willireallyam @willireallyam1]

Candidate Stephen Black should be banned from ever running again, after this shameful behaviour during the results!

You lost. Own it. Show some respect. 🤡
#LocalElections2024

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@barry "It's Kurn's, stupid!" Is a good one. So many to choose from

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win a couple of guest list passes for our show with The Libertines on Brighton beach

Winner picked at random at 8am on Tuesday morning.

Maybe see you there 👊

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

#newsnight this guy 😂

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@petesp25 @KingstonLacyCC right lads be ready to go in 10 mins yeah? 😂

[Tom @TomCFC___]

Bit damp on the wicket! @ThatsSoVillage

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@SoVeryBritish Replacement bus service spotting

[allotmentonline @allotmentonline]

🌷COMPETITION TIME AGAIN!🌷

Enter for the chance to WIN a bulb collection worth £300 from @HollandBulbs !

Please follow, RT and enter: https://t.co/pMccn4aDnf

#win #springflowers #autumnplanting

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@currys #CurrysBlackFriday

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

Setting off all the fireworks while only Cummins was on the stage. What a balls up. Well done Australia,
fully deserved! #Worldcupfinal2023

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@PizzaExpress @missluciaball

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@currys New TV coming up to Christmas? Why not the greatest Christmas movie of all ... Die Hard #CurrysLGOLED #welcometothepartypal

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Tories SMASHED in Tamworth and Mid Bedfordshire by-elections.

(And I feel fine)

[Matt Holton @M_Holton86]

@NoContextBrits Also see; Did my bollocks = to lose/spend a large amount of money.
E.g. I've done my bollocks on the football this weekend