Martinez, Jonathan

Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles. Follow me on Instagram and snapchat; @m_jonathan

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@PUGS__NOT_DRUGS @raffikaftajian @Kalinapoo That’s a nice way to say Lewisville

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Friday’s vibe

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Do you give a dog a bath or a shower?

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One of my employees said don’t you just wish it would start raining rn and I said yeah my grass needs it... and idk how I feel about that response

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Onions are tight

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@Lord_Willivm How bad is your driving bro? Seems like everyone is always out to get you on the daily

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Ay! I just gotta say one thing..
My body different

[Jocqui Davis✨ @JackedWithJoc]

Got braces! 😬

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@KillPayton I’m bout it bout it

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Ducks *

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@wbrumit Awh damn lmao didn’t think you were really gonna send it..😂

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@wbrumit Puss

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@wbrumit Shesh! I think that was one of your worst comebacks yet. Usually you’re pretty good at them, not gonna lie, but that wasn’t it chief 😂

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How is Arby’s still a thing?

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@wbrumit You look like the type of person to like Arby’s, honestly not surprised lol

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@Gaaazzzzaa I can’t see my forehead

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@KillPayton You talking about the black out curtains?

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@KillPayton You talking about the black our curtains?