⚡️heathen⚡️

I ran out of “mom - level” fucks a year ago

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

defrosting some chicken

[⚡️heathen⚡️ @m_justamess]

Big s/o to @LetterkennyProb and @ShoresyHockey for being the only two shows we can watch on repeat and laugh and my 6wk old can sleep through

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

In: sending mail
Out: sending texts
#2023

[Cats And Cowboy Hats @CowboyCats]

Me when it's almost Halloween

[. @Btrillaaa]

Invite me to a cooking class, a new bar, a rooftop lunch place, a pole dancing class bitch anything but the club pleasee😭

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

new year new me and this time im way worse

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

I’M LOSING MY MIND

[!! @wockhardtxo]

That tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[trash jones @jzux]

the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun

[a @burtmackliinFBI]

no talk me im angy

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Ok its literally so important to have a little cat to come home to at night