Mary Oetken

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@KaelinRobertson Lmk if you get a good hit on this. V interested as well

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

Sometime please tell me I didn’t actually just read this

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@CandyCrushSaga this is literally the greatest day of my entire life 😭 #blessyouforever #thankyoucorona

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

[Cain 🤯 @MCKCROSS]

The girl in front of me googled “med school GPA” and then immediately after googled “what can I do with a biology degree”.

I have witnessed someone face reality.

[✧･ﾟa 🪐 *✧･ﾟ* @acid4breakfastt]

me disguised as my boyfriends weed so he can finally show me off on his snapchat

[old soul @shannonmichele_]

i’m telling my kids this is chris brown

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@SavannahBuhNana hey this looks familiar!

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@_cyrusk Not my favorite place to drive though the drive thur and make my passenger sit awkwardly sit at their window 😭😭

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

Thoroughly enjoying this feed

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Hey @disneyplus we’re ready for this. Please don’t read the script. Thanks

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@SavannahBuhNana Ouch...

[🇳🇬 YOU 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ea_uyiosa]

When he said “it’s okay”

Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

❤️❤️🥰

[✨ Ed 🤦🏽‍♂️ ✨ @eddluxe]

Trump: “If you lose, it sends a really bad message ...you can’t let that happen to me.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

THANK YOU KENTUCKY!!

[Vote Save America @votesaveamerica]

"Dems can't win in Kentucky?"

"HOLD MY BESHEAR"

[Mary Oetken @m_oetken]

@carmelosux Wait holy shit

[D Rose @DamnDRoseTweets]

Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks

[kathaleena @somvorna]

testing out my custom kylie jenner rise and shine alarm ringtone

[Akeel✨ @akeelll3]

Me entering apple store to buy iphone 11 pro max after selling my kidney
https://t.co/YlFgd9dhkI