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[molls 🪐 @m_ollyyy_]

how it started how it’s going

[everslay⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @everslay13]

she will forever be THAT girl

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 DELTA PILOT GRABS THE INTERCOM - AND SILENCES THE ENTIRE PLANE

“I know we probably have quite a few nervous flyers today…perfectly understandable. This aircraft doesn’t move an inch unless my co-captain Michael and I are absolutely certain it’s safe.”

Then he says the line that melts the cabin:

“Before I left the house, my little one just learned the word ice cream. She made me promise to get her some when I get home. Nothing, and I mean nothing unsafe comes between me, that little girl, and her ice cream.”

He tells everyone to text their families, pick their own ice cream spots, and relax.

Fear gone. Cabin silent.
Would you trust any pilot more than that?

[pri @cuffitpri]

let me remind you who TF justin bieber is

[Rei @rlevi]

This had me in tears for weeks😭😭

[the fate of aniyah ❤️‍🔥0️⃣ @i_hateithereee]

All 10/10 for me

[Taylor Swift Updates @SwiftNYC]

All links to the full videos of Taylor's UK press tour, morning interviews! #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

BBC Radio 1
https://t.co/YM8UrSIvnE

Magic Radio
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Capital FM
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Hits Radio
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Heart Radio
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[Doja Cat News @DojaNews]

.@DojaCat covers “No Scrubs” by TLC tonight on Jimmy Fallon!

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Taylor's about to do a f*cking podcast!

NEW EPISODE WEDS 7PM ET

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Justiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[Ellen Degenerate @CashAppRecords]

I’ll tip my hat to em on the way out

[youtoozbob @youtoozbob]

This is the greatest crash out in the history of television

[mallory 🎳 @4uchampp]

"Imagine you’re bisexual and both your crushes start dating" bro that's him

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. What luxury

[HaadX2 @HaaddX2]

I love when I get the chance to post this joke bro 😂