Matthew Ovens

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@Communauto votre service est devenu affreux. 30 minutes d'attente pour que quelqu'un réponde au téléphone car la voiture que nous avions réservée a un pneu crevé, et j'attends toujours.

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

3yo: “Your body is like a dark cave where your poop lives”

Not technically wrong??

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

3yo experienced hail for the first time yesterday and has dubbed it “thunder balls”, which sounds way cooler.

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@BenjaminMooreCA Why is my Ben paint drying so fast? I used 2 coats of BM primer before using Ben and it was fine. The Ben is drying so fast it’s wrecking my foam rollers and leaving lumps of dry paint after painting for 15mins!

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@warburtonsgf come to canada and show them how it’s done please!! I’m sick of paying for expensive, tiny loaves!

[Wealthsimple @Wealthsimple]

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[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@Wealthsimple Who doesn’t want free money?! #WealthsimpleCrypto

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Kevin McCallister does more in one hour than I achieve in the whole month of December

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@AmazonHelp And now it says it's in stock, but still no delivery date and the "arrives" date moves back a day EVERY DAY!

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@AmazonHelp I've had a webcam on back order for two months now. Any chance of an ETA??

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

@EAHelp My EA Support case (#57924310) was closed with no response, and a "Sorry, No Channels are Available" message. No other way to contact support. What am I supposed to do??

[Tim Dee @timdee_]

My grandma is @LewisHamilton’s biggest fan. She was so happy to get this pic of them both celebrating the Abu Dhabi win in 2014 for Xmas (haters will say it’s photoshopped). It’s her 87th birthday 11 Jan. Be huge if we could get her a message from the man himself 🤯 #F1

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

And now we’re getting bussed between the gates…which are literally next to each other. Were they bored or something?!

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Don’t know what they’ve been drinking at Heathrow today, but now on our second gate change for BA0095. The plane arrived late too so not sure if it’s just been driving around in circles on the tarmac or what! #BA

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Have always love the Lambeth Country Show, but after 15mins walking around a perimeter fence trying to figure out how to get in, I’ve given up. #LCS2018 #ruined

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Anyone interested in starting a class action lawsuit against the Student Loan Company/HMRC for not stopping repayments after its paid off?!

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Just switched to Plusnet and testing speeds with @OpenSignal http://t.co/IsPKAWx1r5

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

At Break-fest in Brockwell Park #wownocow

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

Why do restaurants in Soho always lose my order?!

[Matthew Ovens @m_ovens]

You were always my favourite