Shwumpi

Bapity boopity pop!

[Shwumpi @m_ressely]

@jeremy_hulber @SzigetiMar37565 She's a completely unrelated person with the same surname

[Shwumpi @m_ressely]

@policywishes @iris_seraphina She was quite clearly making a video about trying some food. It's right in front of your eyes the whole time.

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

He said “Free Palestine” and SNL fired him.

I will be boycotting SNL for life.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

the Skarsgards.

[Shwumpi @m_ressely]

@IAmClintMurphy That's not Occam's razor.
It actually states that you should chose the explanation that requires the least assumptions.

[Jas Lux 🏺💫 @Jas_Lux]

I start watching the Takeshi's castle reboot and-

IS THAT FUCKING CHIITAN??

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Where's the lie 🤥🤷🏾‍♂️

[MJ @somanyjets]

Posted this and a link to the pattern. I got DMs telling me I was going to hell but I also got a DM from the pattern maker who told me the unexpected boost in sales helped her pay for her cancer treatments, so uhhhh your move christians

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

This is actually the perfect representation of the "debate" about trans healthcare because one of these books is edited by two medical doctors and the other is written by a former Wall St Journal columnist who went on Joe Rogan

[fkajack @fkajack]

the gay vs straight divide has never been captured so perfectly

[Duopoly Destroyer @realnikohouse]

I’m genuinely surprised CNN was this bold.

But maybe if they did this type of coverage in the beginning, things would’ve been different.

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

Finally ‼️Investigation reveals Israeli Apache helicopters behind most civilian deaths in Oct 7.

Community notes tried to discredit my tweet thread about this and France 24 did an entire expose to try and debunk it. Where are they now?

[jack 🍉 @jack_mcginn]

'I'd rather be a racist than a bore' – Israeli historian Benny Morris at @LSEnews, when some of his quotes on Palestinians as a 'time bomb', a 'fifth column', and 'wild animals' were put to him by students