South-East O'Malley

Cognitive Performance Health & Wellness for dumb-dumbs 👀💀🍀🔥🧊🚨

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

During my brief time in Florida, Azeez was the nicest guy I got to meet/work with from a slew of amazing players & coaches!

We talked about how one's mental game changes/evolves, functional cold exposure, creating quiet, and had a great down to earth talk! Get more blessings 🙏

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“I grew up homeless.”

Titans LB Azeez Al-Shaair shared a moment with Mike Evans whom he watched growing 🙏

(via @NFL)

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Reporting "Safe" from watching ESPN butcher the NHL draft

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

The extra layer of comedy is the assumed insanity

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Update: I am officially immune to embarrassment after having to make a dead sprint through the airport in flipflops (see prior tweet, that's showbiz baby!)

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

I'm wicked good at airports. Like probably the best while this is clearly everyone else's first time

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

If Teddy knew about the environmental impact of AI, he would have beaten you to death with his bare fists on site

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

UFC just released an AI promo for the White House event featuring Theodore Roosevelt 😂😂😂

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Absolutely wasting away on CO (sweaty) when I should be back with the culture in Boston (the Scots)

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

I took about 15 mins at work to listen to 3 Doors Down to feel equally young but old

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

If Carolina loses the cup they have to send the team back to Hartford, full stop.

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Managed to implement the phrase "cute as hell" into a job interview 🤘

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Buddy I'm gonna hold your hand for this...

[M.S @MalaakSafa]

Your ancestors didn't have therapy. They had forests, mountains, deserts and oceans.

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Just had a kid doing the door to door sales thing come to my apartment. Gave him the "when I was your age" talk and sent him packing. Godspeed kiddo.

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Does he know?

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Certified wellness professional speaking; I don't wear a smart watch device and I tell my clients to take that information with a grain of salt. Is my metabolism impaired from drinking w/my friends? Yeah. Did I enjoy that time doing it? Hell yeah. Respectfully, deal w/it

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life

“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”

“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”

“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

MB on a Patriot's game Sunday is one of the circles of hell

[Joey Schumacher @joeyshoemaker14]

The thing nobody tells you about moving to Massachusetts is that going to Market Basket will be the Best and Worst experience you will ever have in your life

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

I've had sleep for dinner more times than I can count and I have two degrees

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks.

Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

These are my emotional support Boston Celtics ☘️

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

These are my emotional support Boston Celtics ☘️

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

Moments I'm looking forward to w/my wife:
- kids
- house
- our mutual pets establish peace
- the espresso machine
- some big vacay
- hosting a holiday once
- kitchen slow dancing
- our team winning a championship
- yard party
- first patio sit post-install
- the big pasta cook

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

I'm upset 😭

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

A cat ran onto the field at Yankee Stadium during a game, and the crowd started chanting “Let’s go cat!” It ended up being the most exciting moment of the night 🥰🧡

[South-East O'Malley @m_susca2]

My buddy back home and I have a bi-monthly phone call; "old man corner" and I legitimately send him a list of topics to discuss