michael szewczyk

🇵🇱🇨🇦 | rally driver @polrallysport | ig: m_szewczyk

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

Before you leave your house today, stop & ask yourself: "will I go the speed limit in the left lane?" If you answer yes, stay home.

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@cityofcalgary fix the damn potholes. I got a flat tire from one that bent and cracked my rim and now I’m down $840 🤬

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@DrLaneJackson @AHS_media @GlobalCalgary @CTVCalgary @citynewscalgary It was a grey mouse. The beige you see is a piece of bread/pizza crust the mouse is eating/trying to fit into the hole it’s hiding within the bar-top

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@AHS_media what’s the policy on a restaurant staying open when they know they have a 🐭 problem? Earls South Centre last night. Mgmt admitted to knowing about the 🐭 problem & in return offered us “a round of drinks for the table” @GlobalCalgary @CTVCalgary @citynewscalgary #yyc

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@AndreaAndrya We saw it running by the bar stools before hiding in a hole in the bar-top wall. Can confirm it’s a mouse and not a prank.

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@AndreaAndrya @southcentremall @PetSmart @earlsrestaurant The beige you see moving is a piece of bread/pizza crust. Mouse was dark grey with a tail. Mgmt confirmed they have mouse troubles yet remain open

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@TGR_WRC I heard you’re looking for a replacement for Seb. I’m in Poland, headed to Mikołajki tomorrow, let’s make it happen, captain 😂

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

🫡🫡🫡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@YourAlberta Do you think 6 tests is enough or are we going for 10?!

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

turns out kanye is not gonna be president

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@TELUSsupport does this look like 5G speed to you??

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@LewisHamilton and @alo_oficial retiring and not being able to give Seb a farewell with donuts on the pit straight is truly sad. #DankeSeb #AbuDhabiGP

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

Danke Seb. #DankeSeb #AbuDhabiGP

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@elonmusk you hirin’??

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

LETS GOOOOOOOO 3 massive points #ARSLIV

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

THIS TEAM ❤️

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

No, George, no, that is so not right 😬

#HaasF1 #SingaporeGP

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

@The_Rally_Guru Orlen bought Lotos, hence the change on @Kajto_pl’a car 😁

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

Really excited to be joining Kuno Wittmer at next month’s Rallye de Charlevoix - his first ever rally. Gotta show these circuit drivers where the real fun is 🤘🏼 @CRCrally

[Pole-Position @PolePositionMag]

Kuno Wittmer au départ du Rallye de Charlevoix : Le champion d'Endurance IMSA va faire ses débuts en rallye ! via @PolePositionMag https://t.co/ENTMVEZDvw

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

My bike was stolen on Stephen Ave. between 9 - 10PM Aug. 4th. If you see it, please contact CPS. #yyc

[Bike Index Calgary @BikeIndexCalg]

STOLEN - Red Trek Marlin 6 in Downtown https://t.co/K3L8O6sGkm #yycbike

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[michael szewczyk @m_szewczyk]

I’m convinced poor @SchumacherMick is cursed. #CanadianGP