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[cactus @m_tchell_]

Healing my generational trauma by meeting and making friends with cousins in my late 20s who are actually great people who I have things in common with 🙏🏼

[cactus @m_tchell_]

“You know, buzz saw Kelly?”

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Hardest part about making new friends is at what point do I let them in on the fact my bf and I are weird af 😅

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Why at least one person at every show gotta smell like sweaty litter box

[toxic king @toxicking]

I love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want

[cactus @m_tchell_]

I think one of the worst things about losing a pet is watching your other pets notice somethings different but not understand

[cactus @m_tchell_]

TikTok has single handedly led me to making two almost 3 purchases in the last 24 hours. Send help

[cactus @m_tchell_]

One of my favorite clients is a guy from Poland and today we were talking about last years super bowl half time show. And nothing will give me more life than hearing him say “snoop doggy dog” in his heavy polish accent 💀

[cactus @m_tchell_]

@hahapushups Ahhhhhh incredible! I love the lil skele

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Pls enjoy these sick plants I got today plus lil pot guy

[cactus @m_tchell_]

@SlavageLife Fortunately not til July haha

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Dreading having to move again this year thinking about how many plants I’ve acquired in the last 6 months 🥴

[cactus @m_tchell_]

@shmizzie Omggggg noooo that is terribleeeee. I think I traumatized my outside ones by bringing them in and outside too much cause I was worried about weather😂

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Just saw a tag that said “rawring20s” .... please

[cactus @m_tchell_]

I love when I wake up in pain cause my now almost 15 lb cat I got as a kitten still insists on sleeping on my neck/shoulder 🙂 pls my sweet child

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Fuckin wild to me to see these tiktoks pop up of women in active dv situations. The things I would have caught if I had thought to record 🤦🏻‍♀️ you’re not alone. It doesn’t get better. Please leave.

[cactus @m_tchell_]

@SlavageLife It’s not in my vocabulary tbh

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Me: yeah Pepinas getting really big” dad: she didn’t look that big last time I saw her” me *shows him this picture* dad: oh... she is getting big” 😭💀

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Today on things you hear in the barber shop “she cut her artery in her leg with her toe nail!!”

[cactus @m_tchell_]

Still thinking about the time my man found a crunchy dead bat on the sidewalk and I jokingly told him to get it for me and he actually did 😭 lil guys in a shadow box now