Mari

Always concentrate on how far you have come, rather than how far you have left to go. The difference in how easy it seems will amaze you.

[Mari @m_torr11]

@Ytorr11 Hahaha #12corazones

[Mari @m_torr11]

#NDRollCall @b_wis

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma used her toothfairy money to buy me coffee. How did I get so lucky? #KindnessStartsWith

[Mari @m_torr11]

Owen: " mommy, I have a present for you...."
... Farts on my lap....
Owen : (laughing) " Do you love your present!?"
Is this seriously life with a toddler boy!?! 😂😂😂😂

[Mari @m_torr11]

@greenchef @b_wis 😅 thank you!!

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma: "Mommy, are seedless grapes considerd a fruit!?"
Me: Yes.
Emma: "...... Technically it's a vegetable because vegetables don't have seeds"

😆😆😆

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma asked me if she could use her sled in the rain. I told her it wasn't snowing. Her response :" Rain is technically snow. It's just not below freezing. "
Emma 2 : Me: 0

[Mari @m_torr11]

💯💯

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Watch every second of this... @AOC is so incredibly spot on.

[Mari @m_torr11]

@FrankieTorres1 @LadyLizzo 😂😂😂

[Mari @m_torr11]

@LadyLizzo @vtorr21 When an old lady says: "baby, you shouldn't get off alone" you know you're in a bad place. #itsfunnynow

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma was excited that @WholeFoods finally organized @DoYouWaterloo in rainbow order.... Except blue. "Blue clearly comes after green" 😂😂#getittogetherwholefoods

[Mari @m_torr11]

While at build-a-bear Emma tried convincing me that her bear needed PJs .... Her argument " bears hibernate." .... You win.

[Mari @m_torr11]

Making Twitter's banana bread. @chrissyteigen I'm hoping it's THE BEST banana bread I've ever had.

[Mari @m_torr11]

When you're watching the new Spidey movie and Owen thinks he sees Uncle @FrankieTorres1 #twinning

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma- " Mommy, do you know why it's fun to eat ramen?"
Me: No.
Emma: "....because everytime you take a bite it's like you're giving the noodles a haircut" 😂😂😂😂

[Mari @m_torr11]

@b_wis #StinkyBootyDuty you're up 😘

[Mari @m_torr11]

Emma watched #TidyingUp and got rid of clothes that didn't bring her "joy".... Her entire closet. 🤦

[Mari @m_torr11]

@FrankieTorres1 Imma pretend that you couldn't have ended up in the ER as a burn victim. #🤦 #Wizards #lol

[Mari @m_torr11]

When all three kids nap at the same time....