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[Chris Colfer @chriscolfer]

Always love running into family at the airport!

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Pop Base @PopBase]

McDonalds are returning Snack Wraps to their menu from July 10th.

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

This is what “women’s love language is not having to ask” actually means btw

It doesn’t keeping score on chores, it means going out of your way to be kind and anticipate each other’s needs

Relational, not transactional

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Funniest draft dodging method just dropped

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I wouldn’t have went through half of the stuff I went through if I just said no and had boundaries

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[B R Y A N 🦂 @Bryyxnc]

“no matter who is president jesus is king”

[Dr Laylah 🇵🇸 @lazyorlaylah]

Everyone talks about the miracle of childbirth being the baby. The miracle of childbirth is the mother actually surviving pregnancy and delivery.

You guys are really playing danger games for a man who forgets you exist half the time.

[daenerystargaryenfan444 @midwestbimbo]

Being the friend who always going through something is so wild because I was crying over this like two weeks ago to my best friend like “I’m sorry it’s hard being my friend” and they were like ???? No you just have a hard life and I love you it’s not hard loving you