Macca Turbitt

[sharky @ohnosharky]

You celebrated every time Sterling scored, you cheered Saka and called him a prodigy when he was the best player on the pitch, you begged for Sancho to play. But now you wanna racially abuse the players and attack black fans? Piss off man

[Aidan @Pipsqueak1012]

If you’ve had the Ruskinoff cough then your immune to covid

[Tam Louchia 🪩 @tamerawallwork_]

Some of us just bought em anyway and got on with our day Katy

[S4IF @S4IFF]

Being in a club sober will actually make you clock how many men move like predators

[rhianne @rhianmahey_]

I miss hearing, ‘fuck it, shall we all go out tonight?’🥺🥺

[Mike Byrne @MikeByronByrne]

Remember football tournaments as a kid?! Spending all day playing football in the sun and in between games you just fucked about with your mates. Unreal days

[Jordan Kane @JordanJimmyKane]

Last November I got off to a good start setting up my business, but enquiries are starting to slow down again & there’s no government funding available for the newly self employed. Hopefully Twitter can boost it back up again. All work is carried out by myself 🛁🛠 cheers team x

[Kim @KimTravels9]

6 minutes and 26 seconds of pure happiness.

[J @joshua1eo]

Thought I was the only one 🤣🤣🤣

[henry joce @henry_joce]

If you’re a bloke there’s no chance of having the comfy chair when going for food with your bird 😂 always stung with the horrible chair on the outside

[callum @callumj67__]

Northern not English

The new era begins today

[sam johnstone @samjohnstone]

And a striker shouldn’t be able to hop skip and jump before kicking it 🤔🤔😤😤

[Julie @noprobsju]

Normalise having more than one hash brown with a maccies breakfast.

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

2020 has made me realise people really don’t give a fuck about you