Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️

Dad - Comedian - YouTuber - Musician - Creator ⚒️
Pronouns: he/him/her/his/it/they/steve/I dont give a shit what you call me. I know who I am.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

I don't understand why any man would have a sex change operation. I just couldn't cut my...pay by 30%. That's fuckin insane to me.

[Robert Gouveia Esq. @RobGouveiaEsq]

My @joerogan segment debunking the media "horse dewormer" hoax earned me a strike and a 7-day suspension from @YouTube.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@RickWrightNow I hope not. Otherwise I've been killing all of these parrots for no reason.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@acturisme Those aren't pretzels. Honey mustard changes the game.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

You know how you could make any snack mix better? ....take the pretzels out. You're welcome.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@TheSuppressed86 ITT Technical Institutión

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@ardobla77 Do I hear $10?

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@TENerdAnarchist @SarahSurgey1 The Offspring Smash

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@SammiSueWinters Sounds plausible but I try not ro have hard opinions on things that can only be opinions.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

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[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@michelle__xoox Yeah. I jerk off to tweets. Thats my thing. All that porn out there and I jerk off looking at my twitter feed...fuggin Twitter hos think they're thirsty guy reply tweets are that good, huh? "I'm so wet right now" I'm so bored right now. Develop a personality for fucks sake.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon Why? Because some guy on Twitter who has never seen me perform stand up comedy thinks I need help with my jokes? Ummmmm I think I'll go off of the informed live audoence opinion. You ever captivate one of those with a short story? I'd be happy to help you punch it up.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon First you would have to prove capable of writing one and second I would have to suffer brain damage to the point where I wasn't able to deliver one anymore.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon Ha! Im a self made man. Come at me when your short stories get you out of your parents basement.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon I'm insecure? Hahahahahaha says the guy who can't even Tweet under his own name. What are you worried about? That you post as yourself and still nobody cares? Hahahahaha

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@hibiscuscalifo1 @SammiSueWinters I know. ;)

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon Im willing to bet you are extremely insignificant within your body of work as well. Short stories and other projects? Whats so lame that short stories gets top billing? ....and with special guests...other projects!

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Keith53707199 @chrisamidon Oooohhhh I hit a nerve. I also will not read your short stories. While they may be gramatically correct I'm sure they're a labor to read like your tweets. You have the uncanny ability to say something and absolutely nothing at the same time.

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@Chesschick01 Nice tits, toots

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@mseric21 A jet

[Adam Scott Waddle ⚒️ @m_wadl]

@RickWrightNow Nobody ever bought you a drink?