Marls

[Marls @m_was]

@vdjdusty how about some robin? I dunno it might be cool. People might like it.

[Marls @m_was]

How bout some Robyn up in this bitch @vdjdusty

[Marls @m_was]

Drunken cooking #whatamess

[Marls @m_was]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit #6amfail

[Marls @m_was]

@brypry is a fucking 12 gauge beauty.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Apparently the bartender really doesn't like it when you walk behind the bar and try to make your own drink. #LifeLessons

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

#ThatAwkwardMoment when you have 10 tabs open and can't figure out where the music is coming from.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

No matter how old I get, I will always find "that's what she said" jokes hilarious. #truth

[TPOW @THEPRINCEOFWEED]

It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That is where your heart is.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman...but a beautiful woman with a brain is a lethal combo.

[Marls @m_was]

"I have days where I wish I were blonde so I wouldn't be held accountable for the random shit that comes out of my mouth" #mylife<3

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Everytime I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If "dress for the job you want" were true, there would be a lot more people wearing capes.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

You say I blacked out, I say teleportation.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

What's the point of a high school reunion? Facebook already ruined the surprise of me finding out that you got fat.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

As a kid there was nothing better than making the honking signal to a truck driver and him honking back.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.

[Marls @m_was]

@devingehl8 You kno what's really sexy?... When you shut your fucking mouth :)