Marjorie

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

The amount of guys that wear button up flannels to the gym is concerning

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

@jewllee Not the retainer !

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

@DareTyloja 🥲 I miss you sm

[Gavi Begtrup @GaviBegtrup]

A 10-year-old girl is raped. The State forces her to remain pregnant and tells her to consider it an “opportunity.”

This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Gilead. This isn’t hypothetical.

This happened today in Ohio.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…

And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

I go to spell a word in all caps and then instantly forget how to spell the word

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

To whoever finds my lost film camera- please develop all of the pictures and send them to me thanks

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

“I woke up at 4am, drank a ginger ale, went out on the porch took 4 puffs of my cigar and then went back to bed” my grandfather ladies and gents

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

@BrandenKnorr This is rude

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

@gnvvnclw I’m dead hahahaha

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Holly told me one of her biggest fears is Tickle Me Elmo

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

I wish there was a more convenient way to drink water laying down in bed

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Apple Pay literally has me laying in bed every night buying something new

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Not my dental hygienist asking if there were gonna be strippers at the bachelorette party I’m going to lol

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Just held a baby for 2.5 hours straight and my arm is TOAST

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Fun little drinks in jars and cans that are like 5$ are just the best

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Carrying a fresh pizza home on your lap in the car is it idec

[Marjorie @m_wolfe7]

Didn’t think I was reliant on caffeine until I didn’t have a cup this morning and felt like Rue the rest of the day