Asian Sensation

Confused like at 12 years old. Well, I am also a self-proclaimed professional emotionel support cat. Somtimes I fall asleep weird places.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

Let's normalize writing your pronouns in your resume.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

two snails in a kombucha jar
- bagels

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When you were contacted lenses do they get foggy like glasses?

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

Not to offend anyone, but this is my impression of a vegan doing it for the climate.
Vegan: "Is that an avocado I love avocado."

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

I don't know what I am doing with my life.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

@OfficialHARIBO what is this supposed to be?

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When you bought that suicidal mountain goat but that was dumb cause it jumped...

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When you're so old you find bin sorting interesting.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

*Hhuuuiiaa* intensely screaming at sheep.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When you have taken to much viagra and your dick is like everywhere.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When you want that Asian kid in your white van "hey I got some rice"

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

You know girls get those tattoos above their coochie?
Well what should it be, if a boy got it? I thought "ready for launch"

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When the pandemic ends I am going to have a glow down just like zoom.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

What is the record for the world's largest baguette?

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

Well, I just bought a toothbrush and it said made in England so I threw it out.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

Who invented the American map of the world.

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Me in my late 30's sitting and crying while having a kombucha crisis.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

Food just tastes better when made by Asian tears like example my chicken salad

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

In my next life, I will be the pineapple on a pizza.

[Asian Sensation @m_zhaoti]

When your cat kills you cause you have no more CatWine